Whatever I feel like saying

So I realize I haven't blogged in a while (for me, not for you other retards who don't ever blog, or for those people who don't tell me their blog so I can't go and read while they can read mine!! - that's right, you know who you are).

I served on a federal jury all of last week, really quite an interesting experience. I kept thinking about Shakespeare and theatrics and staging and all sorts of odd things. I also was learning about drugs and distribution schemes, I heard the word "cumulative" enough in those five days to last me the rest of the year, I sat for five days straight and then ate and then sat, I got to spend a couple of nights with Dale and Jess in their really cool new place, I only made Jess mad at me once or twice and Dale and I argued with each other over everything - good times all round. I also drove a lot.

I think that this Thursday will either be
a) unqualifiedly (is this a word?), unbelievably, stupendously amazing. Or,
b) horrible

I also had to help get a missions conference ready (sorry Pastor Tim for not being here last week), and try to help run said missions conference.

I talked to Justin from Ironwood on Monday night so that was really cool. Dude might be going to Oxford this summer - I'm completely totally jealous. Really I am - it almost ruined the conversation with him (ok, maybe not - sarcasm doesn't communicate in print very well does it).

I'm almost sick to my stomach with terror.

I haven't been this nervous since my junior recital.

I love you all - some more than others but I still love everyone.

going to print reports, distribute reports, cut prayer sheets, set up video equipment, teach piano lessons and not fall asleep.

I would address you by name if any of you were able to communicate anything going on in your life through your blog - but since your not I think your all idiots.

(thats sarcasm)

I now will attempt to ruin every joke on my blog by explaining it ad nauseam thereby creating a commentary on the irrelevance of your actions and my actions and promoting the atrophy of the collective American brain.

Did you know that Bill Gates made some comments saying that America needs to make it harder to graduate from high school (while I tend to agree with him) its ironic coming from the richest man in the world . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . who's a high school dropout.

bye