So I have finally gotten a cell phone and while this is not big news to most people. It is to me (kinda sorta right up there with your license and other major firsts in a life).
I want you to know that I have the coolest wallpaper in the entire world. It's weird trippy flowers done up in sixties colors (orange, beige, peach, brown, green, baby blue, yellow, white) its officially amazing.
The real reason I'm posting is to castigate, shred, destroy, verbally mangle all of you people who do not post.
There is no excuse
none
not even a little one.
Don't complain about school, don't complain about work, don't even comlain about having anything to say (you don't need to talk about anything to make the blog work - and there's been enought stuff going on in the world that you can talk about anything)
PUBLIC HEALTH NOTICE: SURGEON GENERALS WARNING
Eating Spinach can cause to you to get E.Coli, thats right ladies and gentleman kids the world over have been vindicated in their age long quest to get out of eating the leafy green vegetable by the recent announcment that spinach has left a swath of destruction in 10 states and killed at least 1 person.
So the next time Popeye comes on the TV hide your kids eyes when he eats his spinach and then tell them that he eats something healthy to make him grow strong (Like a Hamdog).
And all my words come back to me in shades of mediocrity.
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josh, you're "willy" random.
you're wrong. I have the coolest backround EVER. Ever. EVER. EvEr. Period. Ever. So there. (and yes, you can probablly guess as to what it is)
I am laughing VERY hard right now... thank you so much for "castigating, shredding, destroying, and verbally mangling all of the people that don't post" that was kind of not exactly how you put it but close. :) I post and no one comments!!! Maybe I will have to become a more random person like you Josh.
The spinach thing was good. I read about it. I will be sure to cover my kids' eyes when Popeye comes on.... oh wait.. no kids.
Great post dude
Josh, my friend, I have been working 50 hours a week for several weeks straight. This is my first opportunity to post on everyone's blogs in a LONG time. I have three drafts of posts that I have yet to finish that I have written for my blog over the last month.
However, I will mention that the $1,300 down payment for my new bassoon was swiped off of my checking account by White House of Music on Friday and my brand-new Fox 240 Bassoon should be in my hands in about a month. So, at least my time at work is counting for something....
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