While perusing the net today I found a website that categorically stated that it was wrong for me to have a personal blog. In fact it was sinful. for me. to write. on this blog. (emphasis mine)
I said . . . . . ummmmmmmm ok.
in other notes:
I've been recently reminded (by myself) that I have only posted a grand total of 39 times.
Dearest reader - I do abjectly apologize for not spending more time with you.
My only regret is that I have only one voice to offer for my blog. But I digress, actually in point of fact my whole life is a digression and so this is a digression of a digression of a digression - but you get the point don't you?
Gotta say I love sunsets [not so sure about long walks on the beach though] (hope that doesn't lose me to many hetero points).
Someone from california has a blog named "weedeater" and he talks about grass (the kind you step on) and he left me a comment and so naturally I checked it out and I liked his blog and the name still makes me laugh.
(note: don't take a breath while reading the last paragraph and get faster and louder and higher-pitched throughout the whole thing. I'm trying to make my blog interactive and this is the best way that I know).
Ladies and Gentlemen
I present unto you . . .
. . . to be continued
3 comments:
Dude,
I want the link to the place where it says it's sinful to have a blog. I need read it so that I can learn one more reason why I'm a sinner. Because there just aren't enough other reasons.
And what's with the "39" posts? You aren't Alfred Hitchcock, so therefore you don't have to make a big deal about the number 39 whenever you have the opportunity.
And the loving sunsets--loving sunsets doesn't lose you hetero points. Talking about loving sunsets when you aren't with a girl on some romantic beach loses you hetero points. Unless you're blogging while sitting with a girl on a romantic beach somewhere. In which case, you would be losing more hetero points for something entirely different.
I as well have discovered the "weedeater" blog, and I think we all know why I was intrigued by the name.
peace
Josh,
This has to be the most disgusting background I have ever seen! Where in the world did you find that color.
Bethany
Okay, I've been wanting to comment on the whole new background thing. In fact, I've spent the last few days trying to think of something-anything possitive I could say. Sorry, I don't like it. At all. The red is all wrong. The blue kills it and is nearly impossible to read. And the brown--is that color even brown?
For once, Josh, you have earned my complete and entire disapproval.
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